You Walk Alone With The Ghost Of Time – Australia and Me (Part 1 of a Few)

“Those darling byegone times, Mr Carker,’ said Cleopatra, ‘with their delicious fortresses, and their dear old dungeons, and their delightful places of torture, and their romantic vengeances, and their picturesque assaults and sieges, and everything that makes life truly charming! How dreadfully we have degenerated!” Charles Dickens

So, Australia. I’ve thought about this for a while now, and remember back to when I did a series on the Blackwash series of 85-6, which people seemed to like, and I enjoyed writing. This isn’t a history of the Ashes, I leave that to wallet chasers like the Analyst and so forth. It’s what Australia means to me. From the early memories, through 81, the 86-7 series, losing the World Cup Final, the juggernaut Aussies of the 90s and early 2000s, to seeing them in the flesh, to the 2010-11 series, the humiliation of 2013-14 to today, and their current plight. It’s going to take a while. If I have the inclination, I can spare the time, as the Pet Shop Boys nearly said. This is a post of Opportunities, after all.

There is, certainly within, me to lurch back to what Ian Botham thought was the curse of Ray Illingworth. “It was so much better in my day”. As India have closed a test series in Australia with a 2-1 advantage and taken home the Border-Gavaskar Trophy, there is time to consider how big an achievement that is for the nation that has most grown the game in the past 30 years or so. But it also makes me look back on the great players of the past that never won a series there for India. While this era may be the time of hyperbole and sell, sell, sell, yesteryear comes with rose-tinted glasses, an in-built editor for the unmemorable, and a forgetfulness for the sub-standard. There was crap authoritarian bullshit in huge supply from the governing bodies. There were players who divided the press, the populace and the players themselves. There were blowhards, know-it-alls, rent-a-quotes and mob rule just as there is today. Today, the players get paid more, and so do the administrators, and even taking for inflation, the people paying this are you and I – directly through ticket prices and subscriptions, or passed on advertising costs for the corporate backers.

So what’s my point, you ask, not for the first time. Well, I’m about to get a bit nostalgic and go back in time a little. The kernel of the idea for this post was planted by Fred’s response to my comment on the current Australian schmozzle over the ball tampering nonsense. I’ve been clear from the start. I think the ban was ludicrous, the reaction over the top, the penance a joke, and the authorities, some of who needed to be taken from the building kicking and screaming, playing the role of sanctimonious, pious hypocrites that I won’t reel back from. These were aided and abetted by a media who have one main role in life – generate heat, to get those clicks and peepers on the TV, to flog advertising. This was a story. The heat generated far outweighed the crime. That it carries on to this day, and Australia submitted meekly this winter to India as a consequence, is bizarre. An act of self-flagellation that will satisfy no-one. A crisis borne of its own self-regard, its own view of the world of cricket. England are not immune from this stupidity. We actually ban players for f*** all, and are told to shut up moaning about it by the authorities, acting with aplomb, the media, acting like ventriloquist’s dummies and the useful idiots in the social media world who clapped the result while not exactly considering what happens next time.

There can be a view taken, and some do, that I hate Australia, and that comment is the basis for what I want to write here. Australia has been the most important cricket influence on me alongside the West Indies of the 70s and 80s. I would watch them at every opportunity. They were an amazing team during the 90s and into the early part of the century. They are the most important series we play in the mind of most.

So with nostalgia firmly in place, for good or ill, let me take you back to my first cricketing memory and move forward. This piece is going to be what Australian cricket means to me, as an England cricket follower, and may take more than one post. Because it’s complicated.

It actually goes back, funnily enough, to a One Day International, probably a Prudential Trophy match, played at The Oval. All I remember about it is that they carried on playing in the pouring rain. I know I remember it because every time this person sat down in front of the TV to watch cricket and it was raining, I would say “well they played out in it in that game at The Oval, why not now?” It appears as though the game may have been this one in 1977 ( but my faded memory could have sworn it pre-dated Viv’s 1976 destruction of England – thank god for real facts and not alternative ones. But let’s go from there. Chappell (G) was the danger man. He played the winning innings. Dickie Bird was the umpire in the pouring rain. I have no earthly idea who was playing for England in that game.

1977 was the first Ashes series I remembered, and to be frank, it was no big deal. To me, as a growing enthusiast for the game, my memories, my love for the game, and my fear for England derived from the West Indies team. Not Australia. 1976 was the hot summer, the summer of Viv Richards, Gordon Greenidge, Michael Holding. Immense innings augmented by pace. The game at a different level. I knew not of Bradman. I knew nothing of Bodyline. I had a book that told me we won the Ashes after donkey’s years in 1953 when Compton swept the ball to the Gas Holder. But that was it. In fact, looking back, that book had Randall’s cartwheel on the cover, so I would not have known even that.

1977’s series, won by England, had several memories for me. The Aussie to fear was Greg Chappell. I wasn’t really familiar with many of the others. England gave a debut that series to Ian Botham, and yet his test commencement, great as it was, was overshadowed by a run out. Geoff Boycott, who everyone knew (play a defensive shot out in the street, it would be “who do you think you are, Boycott?) had returned after exile, and came into the team for the third test. A memory of the time is that the series was being played under the shadow of Packer – at the time I never had a clue what that meant (Imagine BOC being around during that!) – and Tony Greig, a favourite of mine, had been sacked as captain but stayed in the team, and some grey-haired posh-speaker had taken his place as captain. The first test (might remember a catch or two, but nothing else) was drawn at Lord’s, the second won by England at Old Trafford. Boycott returned for the third test at Nottingham, and then promptly ran out the prodigal son of Nottingham, Rags Randall himself, and got booed. Mercilessly. I can still picture the head in his hands at what he had done. You can loathe Boycott all you want, but the bloke had some mental resilience. Australia had made 243 in the first innings, and Boycott’s faux pas contributed to England subsiding to 82 for 5. Then came Alan Knott. I remember looking at a TV in some shop window in SE London and Knott and Boycott still being there. They went on, and on, putting on over 200. Boycott made a redemptive hundred. Knott made a match-winning one. Australia set England 180, Brearley made one of his highest test scores to get us on the way to the ticklish total, and Boycott was there at the end for 80 not out. So was Randall. Lovely.

The fourth test of that series was played at Headingley, and this then gets into the realms of how life used to be. I was lucky to be able to go on a summer holiday with my parents every summer, and in 1977 this meant Kalathas in NW Crete. Nothing really happened while we were there. I met my first real-life Americans (they said “hey you guys” a lot and came from the big naval base on the west of the island). My mum had the most momentous strop on the whole family (the only one I ever saw), and as she’s no longer with us, I’m sort of safe to say it. Elvis Presley died. I got stung by a jellyfish – that sort of pain is very memorable. I got wound up by my little brother, turned round to give him a whack, and belted a local kid by mistake (I was 8) – his dad wasn’t pleased.

But the main thing you had to do, before I got a long-wave radio, was to find the shop that sold the British Newspapers. Yes, even at that age I was agog at newspaper writing. I was brought up reading the sports pages of newspapers by my parents. But on holiday finding out football scores and cricket scores was a different, and in some ways much nicer, ball game. If something happened on Thursday, it would be in the Friday paper, which you might get on Saturday, if you were lucky. That weekend, we found one. Boycott had made another hundred. That special one, the hundredth one. Then, every day we tried to find a paper to continue the story. That’s how we found out Elvis died. I’ll never forget where we were – Hania Market. Meanwhile, while Elvis was preparing to leave this mortal coil, England won the match by an innings, regained the Ashes with a 3-0 series lead, and Derek Randall did a cartwheel and ended up on Brian Johnston’s Book of Cricket the following year (a really important book in my cricket life – I still have the remants of it). I saw none of the test, though. Now there’s a problem that still exists today when I go the States. Then you couldn’t watch it. Now you won’t watch it (legally). A game, authorities will never learn.

It never really resonated, the importance of the series, until the next one in 1978-9. By then Australia were decimated by Packer, and the team was a shadow of what could have been put out. It was also the first series I remember where action from far away fields was shown on TV via mid-evening highlight packages. The BBC opened up the geography of Australia to this boy who loved maps. I still wonder to this day when we were going to go to Darwin as we’d visited everywhere else for a test (sorry Tasmania, you were an odd drop at the bottom of the country). We also won, a lot. 5-1. I missed one of those tests on a school trip. Might have been the one we lost. But this was brilliant. England winning easily against Australia. It seemed we reserved our worst performances for Melbourne, but still, mustn’t grumble at 5-1. Of course this was the series of Rodney Hogg. I sort of remember him being really quick. It’s that “sort of memory” we all have of certain sporting events. You think you remember, but you probably don’t. Subsequently, on the recommendation of one of the blog commenters, I got the Graham Yallop book on the series – the fall guy Aussie captain – and it’s superbly bitter. If you can pick it up, get it.

England visited Australia again the following year in a curious winter where we played three tests but the Ashes were not at stake. We lost the lot, I remember nothing. Not even the aluminium bat nonsense. I remember us getting into the haughtily named World Series Cricket final and not looking like getting Haynes and Greenidge out in one of the Finals, listened to no TMS when I could get the chance. Given I lived 8 miles from my primary school, the morning run was listening to this day-night oddity on the trek up to Deptford. This was the Australians being flash for flash sake in my eyes. Even then, as a 10 year old, I was quite resistant to the new world order. I loved test matches. ODIs? Not for me.

After I drafted the main part of the post, I realised I had left two main test events out. The Centenary Test played in Melbourne, where the first formal test match was played, and Lord’s for the English version, where the first formal test match in England wasn’t. Summed it up. The first game I never knew was going on, and it passed this young Deptford lad by. Of course, it was famous for Derek Randall’s solo super effort, and the result being the same as the first ever test. The second event was more famous for the Lord’s members kicking off and getting mad about the weather and the reluctant umpires. Oh yes, and Kim Hughes belting the ball into the pavilion. Boycott may even have made a hundred on the final day, but it doesn’t leave a huge impression on me.

I suppose, like most, the mysticism and aura of the Ashes, and beating Australia, derived from the events of 1981. Cricket, it has to be said, was massive in England then. In 1979 we had lost the World Cup Final, and then appointed Ian Botham the captain for the start of the 1980 season. A 1-0 loss to the West Indies was not a bad result, although the weather played a huge part. Botham’s baptism as captain was not helped by the West Indies being on the agenda that winter, and a 2-0 loss barely covered the tour’s story. Thrown out of Guyana, the death of Ken Barrington and an opposition growing into its pomp, coupled with Botham’s loss of form ramped up the media pressure. Without being melodramatic, if Alastair Cook thought that the media were against him in the aftermath of the 2013-14 tour, he’d walked about 2 feet compared to the mile walked in Botham’s shoes at that time. The media were vicious. This was not just the cricket writers, but the front of the paper mob too. Cricketers, and Botham in particular, were that famous.

The first test was played at Trent Bridge. It was a dull, drab, low scoring affair, played under miserable grey clouds. Australia had a little wobble chasing a small total, but got there and took a 1-0 lead. They had an innocuous looking dibbly dobbler bowler (compared to what we’d seen the year before) who kept taking wickets. Botham was out of sorts with bat and ball. England saw the pressure ramping up day-by-day. Botham was a match-to-match captain as Alec Bedser, faced by the froth and fury of a tabloid world, and an establishment mob who saw Botham as an oik, trying to walk a plank that was going to snap.

The concept that Beefy was constantly on trial was not helped when, immediately after the defeat, Alec Bedser, the Chairman of Selectors, announced that Botham was appointed as England captain for the first Test match only. “We have to decide whether the captaincy affects Botham’s play,” said Bedser, with Botham himself trying his best to remain positive over the affair: “It’s better than not being appointed at all.”

Both England and Botham would need a good performance at Trent Bridge to keep the doubters at bay. The Mirror’s “Both on a tightrope” headline summed up the player’s perilous position. – The Guardian – 9 July 2013

After a pair at Lord’s which I missed due to the minor inconvenience of being at school, the legend grew about the stony silence that greeted Botham’s return to the pavilion. As always, it seemed, with Lord’s, this was a bore draw, but England had a big issue. Botham resigned “a minute before he was sacked” (Matthew Engel – Cricinfo). England listened to his sage advice in the now oft-played interview. They picked Brearley as captain. Then came Headingley.

As a 12 year-old I recall the start of Botham’s innings to turn around our fortunes coinciding with attending my little brother’s sponsored walk at Deptford Park. It was a Monday. The first day I knew nothing of the score. The second day coincided with last day of term, so no interest there either. Saturday was sitting in front of the TV, or going out to play football. I saw some of Botham’s 50 in between the horse racing. Then Sunday was a rest day (although we started experimenting with Sunday play in subsequent games – something I welcomed because Sundays were boring), and Monday we were all resigned to defeat. I do remember the Saturday morning being one of the most boring spells of test cricket in my memory. England became shotless. It wasn’t the only time.

So when I got home, England were on life-support, but somehow, someway, Graham Dilley was batting well. Botham was chancing his arm. Now this is what gets a kid truly inspired by the game. Alderman suddenly looked human. Lillee, dominant throughout, not looking too great now. Lawson, tyro Aussie, losing his rag. Ray Bright being ordinary. The deficit decreased. There was still no hope, but this was, at least, exciting to watch. I’d missed many of Botham’s batting tour de forces until then, but now I could watch. Anyone who underestimates the power of visibility in sporting figures needs to take heed of moments like this. You could sense, as the stories of the comeback were being told, more and more people switching over to BBC 2. More and more people willing him, Dilley and then Chris Old on. You sensed it meant so much. The legendary confectionary stall six. The thrashes over the slips, the belt to deep backward point for the hundred, Botham running the first, big sweater on, raising his bat and fist. I sometimes didn’t warm to him as a kid, but you didn’t half love him then. The gesture from Brearley on the boundary to stay there in between the applause for the hundred. All there. Seared in my brain, with or without the endless replays of the game. If this was an epoch in English cricket, mis-appropriated, repeated more times than Dad’s Army, clutched to by England fans during the dark days, then so be it. For it is what sport is about. Victory from the jaws of defeat, attacking and reckless, thrilling and without pressure, it seemed. If you sneer at Headingley 1981, then you are wrong. It made heroes. It gripped people. It is what sport is absolutely all about.

But even me, who did have some grains of optimism, thought 130 to win wasn’t enough. But I was going to watch it all, to the last. My dad was a printer, and he was on the real late shift, so he wasn’t up and about. Mum worked weekdays. My brother didn’t care. So it was me, on my own, in the living room, glued to it. The dodgy first wicket of Wood, who probably didn’t nick Botham’s wide half-volley. Then peace until just before lunch, Australia on 56 for 1. The wickets off lethal short balls to get first Trevor Chappell, and then straight away, the dangerous Kim Hughes, and we were in business. In my head it was now all about one man. Stuff Dyson and his dull first innings hundred. Who could see as dull a batsman as that win the game. It had to be someone getting Allan Border out. Already he had that aura with me. The player to dismiss along with Hughes.

Yallop lasted five minutes, getting another brute from Willis. But with Border there, it was still in their hands. When Old got one through his defences, it was 65 for 5. I thought we had a chance. Willis got Dyson, and then the dangerous Rodney Marsh, who probably brought forth Christopher Martin-Jenkins’ most famous TV commentary “Dilley underneath it….AND HE’S CAUGHT IT”. Lillee gave me heart palpitations before I knew what they were, but when Gatting took the catch at mid-on we could breathe. Willis cleaning up Ray Bright (after two drops in the slips) and then wheeling away in delight had me waking up Dad. I think he was pleased to be woken up with the news.

You can’t put a price on experiences like that. But what did it tell me of Australia? Well, at this time all that had happened was they bothered to put a full team out only at home. They were riven by Packer. They had decent bowling. But they hadn’t embedded themselves in my cricketing soul. The West Indies had. It was important to beat them, but you did not feel like you were beating the best.

I’ll pick up Part 2 from Edgbaston 1981, and take it up as far as I can, probably to the inflection point on the relationship. The 1987 World Cup Final and then the 1989 Ashes. I’d love to hear any memories you have from the late 70s, Headingley etc. All I can say is that I never had a favourite Aussie player, I never particularly cared about playing them, I never measured England on the Australia axis. They were beaten in England, and we could beat them there (I didn’t know any better).

Obviously since those days I’ve bought and read a lot on the above matches. The pictures above are from some of the books I’ve snaffled on Amazon SecondHand Books, or at cricket book stalls. The rivalry is such that now reading about your childhood memories reinforces the views of the day, basked in the hindsight of what was to come a few years later and the Aussie total domination. It’s what makes the game special. It’s why it should be treasured. I look forward to writing Part 2. I genuinely enjoy stuff like this.


13 thoughts on “You Walk Alone With The Ghost Of Time – Australia and Me (Part 1 of a Few)

  1. Benny Jan 9, 2019 / 8:14 pm

    Wow (more to come). Wonderful that FullToss also has a splendid post reminiscing at the moment.


  2. nonoxcol Jan 10, 2019 / 8:47 am

    Headingley 1981 literally changed my life. I was 8, had only just got into football and had no interest in cricket. I was still at school on the Monday and Tuesday; was vaguely aware of my Dad’s reaction to the grim Saturday evening when England were 0-1 and seats were being thrown. Monday didn’t really catch my imagination either, other than I was now aware of the score and the required equation, and that Botham had done something remarkable I didn’t fully understand.

    When I got home from school on Tuesday my Dad showed me a full handwritten scorecard of the Australian innings. This remains one of the most formative experiences of my childhood. I simply could not understand how it was possible to have won. He also told me that Alderman had been dropped twice before the last wicket was taken. I was completely captivated. The three things I enjoyed most at school were maths, writing stories and sport, and here was something that apparently combined all three in spectacular fashion. No spoilers, but what happened in the next two Tests just cemented that, and an obsessive was born.

    I might have watched the highlights, but to be honest I don’t think I saw full footage until the late 80s. It was a cliche that “they always used Headingley 81 in a rain break”, but I remember being constantly disappointed that they never seemed to when I was watching. Finally I had to obtain ‘Botham’s Ashes’ on VHS to get the full effect.

    One downside of The Observer’s Greatest Ever Sporting Moment (2001 poll) coming so early in my life is that it means I have a very high bar for what constitutes a classic Test match or great all-round performance. Consequently there are only three Test matches in the last 37 years that are even fit to rank with the first one I was ever aware of, and only two series (one of 5 Tests, one of 3, you all know which ones) fit to rank with the 1981 Ashes. In some ways it’s an advantage, as it’s a great defence against people jizzing themselves over the 3-1 win v India in 2014, or the 2015 Ashes (two of the worst series I have ever seen in my life) for instance. However, it also makes it even harder to get back into caring about cricket in times like these.

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    • Miami Dad's 6 Jan 11, 2019 / 2:09 pm

      This blog is great for the articles, and often better again for the range of comments. Both yours and Marks below were interesting, based on knowledge, and – for want of a better word – non hysterical. The comments at the Graun, on Twitter, The Heily Mail do contain interesting stuff, at times, but you don’t half have to wade through a ton of shite to get there (be it nauseating in jokes, “best ever”/GOAT type chat, a severe lack of critical thinking, or just plain dribble).

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  3. Mark Jan 10, 2019 / 12:07 pm

    That was great Peter, fantastic stuff. Here is a little of my memories. Sorry if it’s rather long.

    My history goes back a bit further. To the late 1960s and early 1970s. It seems odd now but the world was a much bigger place. There was no satellite tv to show overseas tours. There was no ODI cricket, so when a test team rolled up every four years you had no idea who some of the players were. Each year a different country would show up, and as a white kid growing up in a white country it was a window onto the world. All the countries tended to be very different, (I remember India, and Bedi with his bright coloured turbans of yellow and blue) and Pakistan. Then there was the WI. (I always remember Brendon Julian coming off this very curved long run up.) And then from the far corner of the wold came Australia. They looked like us, and spoke English, albeit with a nasal whine. But they were different.

    I was a fan of the early Star Trek shows then (they are rather dated now. The perils of doing sci-fi fifty years on.) And no, I’m not a geek and have never been to a convention. God no!

    Anyway, there is an episode called I believe “Mirror, Mirror” Or often referred to to as the one where Spock had a beard. The plot was that in trying to beam down to a planet Captain Kirk was stuck in a time vortex, and instead had beamed aboard a mirror image of his own ship. Except instead of being as pure as the driven snow, it was pirate ship of cut-throats who demanded he destroy the planet below unless it gave them its riches. (I always thought the actors must have had a ball playing their alter egos.)

    I think you can guess where I’m going here. And no, it’s not the obvious joke about pirates and convicts. Australia looked like us, they talked the same language, but they were different. Brash, played hard. This was the time of rebellion, and the Vietnam war. Long hair, and unshaven faces. The Aussies reminded me of American tennis players like Connors and Smith. Loud and brash, but winners. We managed to grab a 2-2 draw in 1972 which kept the ashes as we had won them back in 1971 under Illingworth. I saw none of that overseas tour, and only knew it was important because the commentators kept telling me. By 1973-4 I was more aware of overseas tours although I still did’t follow them live on the radio. I can remember an interview on Sports night with Coleman with Lilly and Thompson talking about how they liked destroying England. I seem to remember Thompson saying he had been a window cleaner or something. It all seemed fantastically surreal. England being bashed up by a couple of long haired hippy types with flowery shirts.

    My first memory of listening to the radio of overseas cricket was I think the centenary Test, and Randell’s heroic failed attempt to overcome a large score. I kept slipping in and out of sleep and checking to see what was happening. Every time I woke he was still there. Finally I awoke to find the game over, and we lost by not many.

    So by the 1977 Aussie visit I was well aware of the power of the Australian team. Which is why I will always have a soft spot for Ian Botham. I was in my last year at school, and he was a winner. He also seemed more Aussie than English in his take no prisoners approach. (Couldn’t resist another convict reference.)

    I was approx 20 for the 1981 series, and yes it was a big moment for the nation. It was even covered on Newsnight. Sport was never on Newsnight then. Unlike now when they wheel out the ping pong man every 5 mins to sell us some warmed over snake oil.

    All of this is now sneered at, and regarded as very old hat. Sport only started with Sky. Rose tinted glasses, and not relevant to the so much cleverer modern world. But I’m glad I lived through it.

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  4. Miami Dad's Six Jan 10, 2019 / 2:10 pm

    Born in the mid/late ’80s, these are times of which I only have vague memories of other people’s memories, via repeats, stories and cricket folklore. My mother and grandfather lived 5 minutes from Edgbaston, and went to basically the whole Test in 1981 as tickets then were affordable and workplaces more flexible. I’d talk about it, but…well, apparently it was the best thing ev0rrrr.

    My own first Eng/Aus series memories come from 1997, probably, where Tuffers took a ton of wickets in the final Test. I must have missed 1993, or just expunged it from my memory. We were pumped at home the previous summer by a very impressive Pakistan. I watched in ’97 at my grandparents, and remember the Australians to be a side of two contrasting characteristics; they were either square-jawed, “tough” competitors like Taylor or McGrath, or they were shiny, perm-a-tanned talents like Slater or Warne. No matter which of the two camps an Australian fell into, they all exuded a hugely alien, superior confidence in themselves. All our players on the other hand were mentally weak, fragile and/or embattled characters. I guess the truth is that they just weren’t that great at cricket, combined with the system/establishment not giving them the best chance of succeeding internationally. But to a 11/12 year old they just looked like wimps compared to the Australian men.


    • Grenville Jan 10, 2019 / 7:24 pm

      this chimes with my experiences, although my earliest cricketing memories are associated with Pakistan. What is interesting for me is that I never felt hatred for the opposition, even the Aussies. It was exciting to watch them. They were heroic. Warne, Hughes, Boon were amoung my favourite cricketers. I was probably odd in that there was no sporting culture at home to be introduced to, but I also think that there wasn’t the same tub thumbing in the way sport was presented. Athletic prowess (in the full homoerotic sense) was to be admired, revered and celebrated. I am interested to see if others see things in the same light.


  5. Michael Chalmers Jan 13, 2019 / 3:16 pm

    The first (and only) test match I took my wife to was Edgbaston 1981, Day 4 , Sunday. Australia 9-1 overnight, then all out for 121, Botham taking five for 11. She later found out that not all cricket matches were quite like that! The atmosphere was intense. I’ve never been to a test day like it since.

    My first as a youngster was way back in 1966 at Trent Bridge (still, one of the best grounds to watch cricket) against the West Indies. I seem to remember Sobers was playing but we’d gone to see Wes Hall and Charlie Griffith whose run ups were nearly back to the boundary.They were quick (especially Griffith’s bouncer) and remember batmen’s padding and protection were minimal by today’s standards.


    • Grenville Jan 13, 2019 / 3:39 pm

      Amazing stories. Wow. This post and the comments have reignited my love for cricket. Thank you boc


  6. Sir Peter Jan 18, 2019 / 3:20 pm

    A truly excellent read Mi’Lud – you’ve got your mojo back!


    • Mark Jan 22, 2019 / 3:45 pm

      Not much point him being a commentator then is it really? Another “jobs for the boys” meaningless appointment.

      The fact that the cretinous media rush to employ him only confirms what we have written about the media/ECB on here for the last four years. It’s a cosy little club of insiders, self promoters, and backslappers.

      They look after, and protect their own. That’s why they are mostly a journalistic joke who no one with any sense takes seriously.


  7. Northern Light Jan 22, 2019 / 3:29 pm

    The 1981 Ashes left me with a long-held conviction that England always had a chance of winning any test match. As a child, I just assumed that batsmen might just hit a century and bowlers could just steam in and knock the stumps over at will on a more regular basis than any of my subsequent decades of actually watching cricket would justify.
    Living in a minor county and not being a family with a lot of spare money, I was taken to a couple of ODI games in the early 80s at Trent Bridge but my first live Test match was the Sunday of England v New Zealand in 2004. Chris Cairns’ last match, and a day where England wobbled in pursuit of 284 but were rescued by a typically innocuous but superb 104 from Graham Thorpe. As my father said at the time….you can’t remember him scoring any runs, and suddenly he’s hit a century.

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