This Week’s Agenda

The World Cup starts on Friday night, with New Zealand v Sri Lanka, followed by Australia and England kicking off at 3:30 in the morning. Given it’s Valentine’s Day I don’t think we’ll be getting much in the way of posting on Saturday, but I’ll do what I’ve done in the past and get Game Threads ready for each match that I can.

I would strongly hope that as many of you as possible enter the competition. I might, or might not, offer a prize, but it won’t be life changing. I’ll tag the thread…

https://collythorpe.wordpress.com/2015/02/07/day-2-world-cup-competition/

I’m not one for previews, so you can look elsewhere for that, maybe at The Full Toss, although I have no idea of their intentions.

Tomorrow is National Outside Cricket Day. Perhaps you can tell me what the phrase means to you.

Piers and KP Outside

Each new blog post will be announced on Twitter under the new @LordCanisLupus feed.

Posting will not be as frequent as it was before, but I’ll try my best.

My thanks to all who have made it over here. Zero Bullshit lived up to their name by just going on to TFT and saying what he did. Like name, like nature. I want also to reach out to the old crew, such as Pontiac, David Oram, d’arthez et al to get them on here, as well as SimonH, SimonK, Rooto, Burly and all the rest. Spread the word.

As always, happy to have any other views on here. No-one really takes me up on it, but if you want to fill in some of my blanks, then so be it.

Little Acorns….

It’s quite interesting to start from fresh. Although it isn’t really starting from fresh, as it is more a case of getting people over here from the old place without being too obvious about it.

Today’s online cricket debate seems to be revolving around the World Cup format, and whether the Associate nations are an invigorating presence or a total waste of everyone’s time. I can’t say I have a view really, because this is what it is, and it is symptomatic of modern sport. Money and bigger deals get the attention now, not the good of the sport. I could write a book on it. How the Champions League has made 4th place in the Premier League the holy grail, and not winning trophies. How the Premier League is a recipe for disaster for all but about 8-10 teams, and how possibly the worst thing that could happen to Bournemouth for its long-term future is to get promoted. How the Ashes is now so commercialised, and so frequent are the meetings between the two teams (going to go a couple of years between the test series, lets bung in an ODI series instead) that it is rapidly devaluing the sport. Then there’s golf selling its last crown jewel for £3m more to Sky, and thus cutting off mainstream coverage. The Cricket World Cup isn’t really seen as the pinnacle in this country, India will only give a toss if they win it (and give not a toss if, by a miracle, they were eliminated) and it seems only the Southern Hemisphere countries really have a shout. Meanwhile West Indies cricket withers on the vine, Bangladesh remain stillborn in their progress and as for Zimbabwe? Who the hell knows?

Arguing about the format of the World Cup, where TV insists on x number of India games, and rigging the draw to make sure one of them is against Pakistan, is like banging your head against a brick wall. At some point, you will feel pain. This format isn’t perfect, but probably, like democracy, it’s better than the alternatives. The format in 2019 will be lauded by the pundits, but to see what it could be like, look at how some of the T20 groups in our own Blast play out. A team could lose its first two games and be out of contention, and then they just give up. They may sneak a win in game 3 or 4, when they’ll still be fighting, but come the last round of matches, teams may be playing teams on the plane home who put up a huge fight against others earlier on. Unless all the last five matches are played at the same time to avoid some collusion, or giving someone the advantage of knowing their fate before they play, it’s ripe for all the problems we don’t want to see (see fixed matches). Imagine India needing a win in the final game to proceed to the semis, but results beforehand have seen, say, West Indies eliminated. You get my drift….

Developing the Associates so they compete with the big boys consistently is to include them in the big boys playing schedule. By that, I mean regular games, but even then there are no guarantees. You only have to see how massive European football powers whinge and moan about their £100k a week plus players have to traipse off for World Cup Qualifiers around the world, or their home-grown stars might have to shin up in some dark and dingy Eastern European stadium (their prejudice, not mine), or play some minnow that should really be forced to “pre-qualify” to see how sport is going. So what’s the point in kicking up on this? I probably need to read Peter Miller and Tim Wigmore’s book to get the rage fully injected.

Other things that caught my eye included the death of Richard Austin, a West Indian cricketer who went on the 1982-3 rebel tour. There was an excellent article on him in Cricinfo a few years ago. Many will not have sympathy for a man who took the dreaded Apartheid purse, and the scorn and anger his presence elicited in the Caribbean. But he paid for it. I am slightly too young to remember him, and also our days pre-Sky had no international coverage, but all that saw him said he was a talent. He was also a talent that had no chance of unseating a top order for the WIndies cemented in place. Greenidge, Haynes, Gomes, Richards, Lloyd, Dujon (and with Richie Richardson not far behind). A chance to earn money at the elite level would have turned many a head, and the torture behind the decision, only he will know. But he’s not the only one.  Herbert Chang doesn’t look to be long in following. David Murray too.

Vitushan exhorts us with a Twitter cry of rationality:

Fine. But we all know that this team doing well cements the Dowtons of this world in place. There are few players in this team I don’t have time for and wish well – I might struggle a bit with Broad and Anderson, and if Bell is one of those senior players mentioned by Downton in the last interview, he’s going on the sh*tlist too – but I genuinely want to see Root, Buttler and Moeen do well with the bat, and Finn get back to his best with the ball, while any success Woakes and Tredwell have is a real boost to the country stalwart, improving incrementally with experience. Those of us who work hard at our jobs, not blessed by outrageous talent or confidence, can relate to these sort of chaps. I’m genuinely conflicted.

Other articles that caught my eye, include the latest from Gideon Haigh, a great piece from my old, and probably first supporter proper (other than Angus from Hong Kong) at the previous place, and Osman Samiuddin’s “Wish I Weren’t Here” piece on the World Cup everyone hates.

For those of you who have made it over here, and judging by the hits, that’s not many of you, welcome. Starting from a low base is daunting, but I hope we’ll have some fun here.

Day 2 – World Cup Competition

I believe some might find this blog by Friday. Let’s see. In case they do, they can enter the World Cup competition I had planned. I don’t have the time, or inclincation to set up a Fantasy League, but I will run one like I did for the Ashes in 2010-11.

I suggest a question or an outcome, you answer.

Band 1 – 10 Points If Correct

1. Where will England finish (group elimination, QF, SF, Lost in Final, or winners)? GROUP ELIMINATION

2. Which Associate Nation will win a game against a test team first (answer none if you think there won’t be)? IRELAND (v West Indies)

3. Name the winners of Group A. NEW ZEALAND

4. Name the winners of Group B  INDIA

Band 2 – 10 points if correct, 5 points if 2nd highest.

5. Who will be New Zealand’s highest run scorer? Martin Guptill (547)

6. Who will take the most wickets for India? Umes Yadav (18)

7. Which team will make the highest team score? Australia (417/6)

8. Which team will make the lowest team score? UAE 102 (not counting England’s 101/1 in winning on DL v Afghanistan.)

Band 3 – 20 points if correct, 10 points if 2nd highest, 5 points if 3rd highest

9. Who will make the highest individual score of the tournament? Martin Guptill (237), Chris Gayle (215), David Warne (178)

10. Who will take the most wickets in the tournament? Trent Boult & Mitchell Starc (22), Umes Yadav (18)

11. Who will make the highest individual score batting below number 6 in the competition? Darren Sammy (89), Jos Buttler (65), Farhaan Behardien (64)

12. Who will have the best individual figures ( Best figures will be calculate thus – 1st wickets, 2nd runs, 3rd least balls bowled) in the competition? Southee (7/33), Starc (6/28), Boult (5/27)

Band 4 – 5 points each, a straight pick

13. Who wins – England v Sri Lanka, Group Game – Sri Lanka

14. Who wins – New Zealand v Australia, Group Game – New Zealand

15. Who wins – Ireland v UAE – Group Game – Ireland

16. Who wins – India v Pakistan – Group Game – India

17. Who wins – Scotland v Afghanistan – Group Game – Afghanistan

18. Who wins – South Africa v India – Group Game – India

19. Who wins – Zimbabwe v Ireland – Group Game – Ireland

20. Who wins – England v New Zealand – Group Game – New Zealand

Band 5 – 25 point Question (10 for runner-up)

21. Who wins the World Cup? – Australia beat New Zealand

Band 6 – Varying points

22. The highest individual score will be (spot on 40 points, within 5 – 30 points, within 10 – 20 points, within 20 – 5 points) – 237

23. The highest team score will be (spot on 50 points, within 5 – 40 points, within 10 – 25 points, within 20 – 10 points) – 417

24. The highest number of wickets taken by an individual in the whole competition. (spot on 40 points, within 2 – 25 points, within 5 – 10 points) – 22

25. The number of run outs in the whole tournament (spot on 50, within 5, 40, within 8 – 20 points, within 12 – 10 points) – 39

Final Band 7 (10 points each)

26. England’s individual highest score, over or under 120.5 – yes/no – OVER (Moeen Ali 128)

27. England’s highest wicket taker for the tournament – over or under 12.5 – yes/no – UNDER (8 BY FINN)

28. The total number of sixes hit by England in the group stages – over or under 23.5 – yes/no UNDER (18)

29. The total number of sixes hit by India in the group stages – over or under 35.5 – yes/no UNDER (31)

30. Total number of centuries hit by designated wicket-keepers (at the start of the game) – over or under 6.5 – yes/no OVER (7)

If anyone sees this, have a go…